Safe but hungry.

Exceptional Mo Salah-ing by Gemma Collins here 💯 x.com/welchyyyy/stat…

This is not good — FaceTime call any iPhone and hear their microphone instantly, without their consent. 9to5mac.com/2019/01/28/fac…

Jim Waterson Just the subconscious of Britain you're hearing. It's actually in your own head, 60+million people's single thought manifesting on TV

🎶"Never going to give it up, even if you vote it down" 🎶 #BrexitMayhem

"You don't need another person, place or thing to make you whole. God already did that. Your job is to know it." #MayaAngelou

Me when Bryn and Jason were seconds away from revealing what happened on the boat trip, thanks a lot Gavin & Stacey thanks a lot

I can’t accept this, and I can’t wait another 10 years.... ##GavinandStacey

What the Satan’s ball-tickling FUCK, PETA?

Highlight: TIBCO CEO Dan Streetman on how data will help combat COVID-19:

Is it just me, or does it look like Boris is standing next to a really shit wax model of himself in this photograph? Or vice-versa. Could go either way, to be honest.

How does this even happen... “slavery was hard” 👀👀👀 At least I have a valid reason for not returning to the gym now 🤷🏽‍♀️

This. 🙌🏽

Can you imagine taking your kids somewhere fun and no one complains and everyone has a good time and then you come home and they say “thank you” and you don’t even threaten to cancel all fun until the end of time?

It’s easy to empathise and tell us you’re not the ‘problem’ but do you stand up and say it’s wrong when your mates make derogatory comments or make us feel uncomfortable? #ReclaimTheStreets #change

Students of the University of Bristol have established an encampment jn protest of the university's complicity in Israel's genocide of Palestinians. Come join us at Royal Fort Gardens! #FreePalestine #UniversityofBristol #ArmsOffCampus

🚨🇮🇱 ISRAEL JUST BOMBED MULTIPLE CHILDREN IN GAZA

Right that's it. I'm gonna stop being a obnoxious knob now. Back to basics: Trump is a dick and Theresa may is a twat. And generally the rest of us are OK. Even if we do have the occasional spat. Love & Peace!