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"What would a baggie say?" "Correct." "I'll take Bagholders for $800."

JUST IN: Ape says AMC will reach $60 early next year.

Oh for the Battle of $3.01!!!

BREAKING: Friends - It pains me to report that changing our PFPs back to laser eyes did NOT initiate MOASS. I award myself no points and I will self-dilute my holiday season. 🙏

Let's check in on the decoders

This guy is just the best. 😂

AI is already one of the greatest technological innovations and has changed the world. Everyone wants in. Movies can be watched while you’re taking a dump on your phone, and very few want to own theatre stock. Hope that helps!

Double Goofs.

An 8-week sprint in which the stock lost 33% of its value.

Typical. Talks a tough game but blocks the ones that clap back.

BREAKING: Apes are just waiting for Trump and the military to squeeze the shorts. It's a controlled military operation, folks.

$AMC is now basically $0.16 presplit from a high of $72…. wild lol anyone down 98% needs like a 100,000% run at this point to break even but hey… shorts r fuk’ed 😎

Let’s take a look at just a few of Ash’s greatest hits in this edition of Great Moments in Ape History.

BREAKING: After 5 years of diamond-handing AMC through every naked short and scheme, the Apes hit it big in 2025! Kenny G is returning $5B in profits to his billionaire clients. Kenny from his yacht: "Thanks for the tendies, plebs. Merry Christmas." HODL stronger. 🦍💎🙌🚀🍿

They don't put up statues of baggies either.

This guy is a real genius. Why hasn’t $AMC thought of this? Despite AMC being down over 40% the past 3 months and over 99% from its highs, shorts could never pay a 1 cent dividend. AMC should hire this guy.

He gives the gift of dilution every year.