I don't get it. My feed is full of people defending the decision to cut SNAP benefits. What happened to empathy?

The line between cherry candy and cough medicine is remarkably thin

I just started pouring coffee into a mug, heard a little crack, and then watched it pour out everywhere. I'm so tired I considered licking the puddle on the counter

Happy Halloween, f(r)iends!

Spending the evening watching horror movies and eating candy for dinner, as nature intended

The day after Halloween is always a little sad

I've moved on, I'm breaking out the Christmas tree

No amount of daylight can save us

*hissing noises*

Muttering "I will not doom scroll" on a loop like Bart Simpson at the chalkboard

There is a rambunctious baby spider dangling from the mushroom nightlight in my bathroom, and it looks like a scene out of a storybook

We used to call things like this Scams.

My coworker complimented my lipstick color and I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm not wearing any, I just gnaw on my lips when I'm stressed

Happy Frankenstein Is On Netflix Day to all who celebrate!

"Not dishwasher safe" You'll be okay in there. Just do your best. Do what the other dishes are doing.

Babies are fascinating little creatures

Decided to make Frankenstein rice krispie treats to snack on while (finally) watching the movie, and I have just entered the regret stage of this decision

Writing for the first time in a while. In a dark academia bakehouse. The vibes are excellent, and so are the pastries 😌

Some people should really get whacked on the nose with a rolled up newspaper every time they start typing a post. The man trying to claim Percy Shelley wrote Frankenstein is one of them.

It's lightly snowing, and I'm making chicken parm soup and garlic knots for dinner. The coziest of Tuesdays