My card just declined while trying to buy a box of hamburger helper talk about a humble struggle omfg lol

which came first? 👀

life is BDSM but i forgot the safe word

it’s okay i noticed when you weren't excited about my presence anymore

I just looked under a bag of lays for my vibrator….

I’m so fucking thankful for my cat. She’s saved me countless times, I love her to death even though we argue sometimes <3

i wanna kiss her

i actually love sexual tension more than sex.

the concept of sleeping skin to skin with the girl you like and feeling her breath on your neck

gay cousins are the celebrity of every family

call me OSHA the way im demanding a railing

mfs be like “u wanna smoke?” & the whole time they offer u to smoke ur own weed

This goes hard af

Going on a “walk” to smoke crack

I asked my friend if she wanted to go to AA tonight and she said “no I’m too busy drinking” BAHAHAHAHA

asking the pretty girl in AA if she wants to get a drink after the meeting ends

I miss her too much y’all 😔 had to resort to this