over the summer this camper read, “whiskey helps” on someone’s shirt a few days before being dropped off and then spent the whole summer saying “whiskey helps” every three seconds. His mom was apologetic about it but yeah turns out he was right!

🚨 THE PICK IS IN 🚨 With the 175th pick in the 2020 #NFLDraft, the #Packers select Minnesota LB Kamal Martin! #PackersDraft | #GoPackGo

to mfs out in the streets protesting stay at home orders, read this

7 billion people in this world and you think your soulmate is in Cowboy Jacks, Minneapolis?

And just because the Supreme Court says it’s okay to open, doesn’t mean that science does. We need everyone to continue doing their part to keep our families, our neighbors and our communities safe by continuing to stay safer at home, practice social distancing, and limit travel.

It's 2016. You're at a frat house. Your converse stick to the beer soaked floors with every step. It smells like sweat and you're sipping on a vodka and flat sprite. There's a boy screaming about tomorrow's darty into your ear. Broccoli is playing in the background. Life is good.

University of Minnesota just broke a bunch of ties with the Minneapolis Police Department

Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis cnn.it/2AlGl9s

BREAKING: Officer Derek Chauvin, the man seen kneeling on the neck of #GeorgeFloyd in several videos, has been arrested and taken into custody by the Minnesota BCA several days after Floyd’s death.

BREAKING: Independent autopsy finds that George Floyd's death "was homicide caused by asphyxia due to neck and back compression that led to a lack of blood flow to the brain."

Oh look at that a country who believes in science and medical professionals

All great questions.

Wear a 😷 😷 😷 😷😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷😷😷 😷 😷😷 😷 😷 😷😷😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷

COVID Update July 26: We can virtually eliminate the virus any time we decide to. 1/

Aug. 26, 2016: Colin Kaepernick sits for the anthem. Aug. 26, 2020: NBA players boycott.

I won't be president until January 20th, but my message today to everyone is this: wear a mask.

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

Do we make a “Like Whoa (Explicit Version)” now? Jkjkjkjk Like a rollercoaster ride Motherfucker hold on tight Whoa whoa (shits got me like) Whoa whoa

#DidYouKnow cows at the Waupun Farm produce an average of 90 lbs of milk per day? Both the farm and Waupun Dairy are staffed by men in the custody of #WICorrections at John C. Burke Correctional Center. #ReentryMatters #Innovation #Jobskills #Dairy