FUCK

At what point can we finally admit the $btc and $eth price action has been complete and utter dogshit since Trump took office ? Because it's 25% over and we have been left holding a bag of excitement so far.

WTF BRO

Ethereum ICO wallet (0x2dCA) with 40,000 $ETH($120M) woke up after 10+ years of dormancy — and instead of selling, he staked the $ETH. etherscan.io/address/0x2602… x.com/lookonchain/st…

So it's going to trade an NAV. Why the hell wouldn't you just buy spot or ibit ? RIP to anyone hoping for a nav multiplier on $MSTR rekt.

WHY DOES MY PORTFOLIO LOOK LIKE DOGSHIT WRAPPED IN CATSHIT ?

Mfer said 250k EOY 😭

Economy not looking good bro

Lol x.com/KobeissiLetter…

Idk man something still feels like they're shaking your coins out of your bitch made hands tbh

Trump threatening Venezuela. Venezuela full of oil. Trump wants 50% lower gas prices. It's just a coincidence I'm sure.

INTEL: The Federal Reserve conducted a $13.5B overnight repo operation on December 1, marking one of the largest liquidity injections since the COVID period

INTEL: $BTC supply on exchanges has fallen to a new low

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bank of America now recommends a 4% Bitcoin and crypto allocation to wealth management clients Imagine hearing this five years ago

SEC EXPECTS CRYPTO EXEMPTION “IN A MONTH OR SO” SEC Chair Paul S. Atkins said he expects the agency’s innovation exemption for cryptocurrencies to be released “in a month or so.” He noted that progress was delayed by the government shutdown but confirmed the SEC is back on track

BREAKING: Bitcoin is on track for its biggest daily gain since May 2025, nearing $91,000, as levered short liquidations surge. In the last 60 minutes alone, ~$140 million of shorts have been liquidated compared to just ~$3 million of longs. Recent swings in crypto are ENTIRELY

Huge news: Bank of America Private Bank & Wealth Management, one of the largest in the country (>$2 trillion), announced it will allow advisors to allocate 1-4% to Bitcoin starting in January. Grateful $BITB is included in the options they've selected. Crypto is going

ETHEREUM HITS ALL-TIME-HIGH FOR TPS The maximum observed transactions per second across Ethereum and all Ethereum scaling solutions just hit another ALL TIME HIGH of 32,950 - beating the previous week’s record of 31,000. This is ahead of the Fusaka upgrade on Wednesday, which

YOU SOLD THEM YOUR COINS ?

I'll be on stage with Larry Fink and Andrew Ross Sorkin at DealBook tomorrow. We'll talk about the future of money and markets, and how tech like tokenization will transform the financial system. I’ll share the video link afterwards.