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Visit #byronbay #nsw #australia for a #surf #holiday you'll never forget! "We didn't realise until we were on the beach that there was a big chunk taken out of his leg so there was a lot of blood" abc.net.au/news/2019-02-1…

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#australia continues to look after the world's most famous and important tropical coral reef. Come #holiday in #queensland and snorkel in the sludge. #greatbarrierreef bbc.com/news/newsbeat-…

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#visitWA Yes, visit Western #Australia where if you're not actually on fire, at least it feels like you are in a pizza oven. #tourism #WesternAustralia #holiday

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#backpackers... Wolf Creek was a warning, not a fantasy. Come visit #southaustralia and try your luck. abc.net.au/news/2019-03-0…

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#roadrage is Australia's favourite #sport, followed by cricket and binge-drinking. Come #visitmelbourne and see some of the world's best in action. abc.net.au/news/2019-03-1…

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Visit #canberra, capital city of #australia and experience #fireworks close-up! Fun for all the family. #skyfire abc.net.au/news/2019-03-1…

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#expats considering a move to #australia? Come to #canberra where #bullying and fistfights are a daily lunchtime activity in the schools. abc.net.au/news/2019-03-1…

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#visitQLD Yes, #backpackers should visit #cairns #queensland, #Australia, where tour guides also double as #rapists. Yeah the boys. #straya 9news.com.au/2019/03/14/16/…

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#meth, #ice users, come to #perth, West Australia, which has regained the crown this year as meth capital of the country. You're sure to find some good gear. Fire up the #glassbarbie! thewest.com.au/news/crime/per…

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Two for the price of one! #visitmelbourne, #australia and watch Australia's two favourite sports, AFL Football and random fist-fights, for a low ticket price of just $27 for an adult. #footy #AFL

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Enjoy eating #seafood? Give a little back in #queensland. Visit the #greatbarrierreef and feed the #sharks. theguardian.com/environment/20…

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Tired of having young kids? #holiday in #queensland and our wildlife can take care of things for you. #visitaustralia abc.net.au/news/2019-04-1…

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"Beautiful one day, raped for weeks the next" Far North Queensland really is a very special place. abc.net.au/news/2019-05-2… #visitaustralia #visitqueensland #backpacking #gapyear #holiday

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#internaionalstudents Come and study in an #australian #university where you can experience our unique culture. smh.com.au/national/nsw/j… #studyabroad #studyinaustralia #education #universities #australia

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#expats come and #workinaustralia. Move to #australia where workplace bullying and sexual harassment is normal in every workplace.

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#cyclists come visit #australia on a #cyclingholiday in September when birds are sure to attack you. smh.com.au/national/nsw/c…