Some ding dong was shot outside Mar a Lago for trespassing. Why are people so dumb? livenowfox.com/news/mar-a-lag…

Home boy was carrying a gas can and a shotgun while trespassing outside Mar a Lago. That’s how you get dead. 😂

Just played Mario Kart with my kids. Destroyed them like a father should.

Did El Mencho die like a dog?

Tried claiming all the illegal immigrants on my taxes. The IRS asked for proof.

😳 I’m ready for the world to end. A Daviess County man is behind bars after police say he had sexual relations with a dead deer. fox59.com/news/daviess-c…

I’m curious how some of these accounts become so massive. Their content is dog shit.

For the love of god. If you have a Facebook account and are labeled as a “digital creator”. Please stop posting pictures of your kids. Don’t post back to school photos. Don’t post gatherings at your kids school. That’s just my two cents for online safety.

The true American test.

Want to guess how my father and I are different? I always come home to my family. 🤣

Replacing my bathroom exhaust fan. Found this. 😳

Asked my boy if he wanted to read a book. He said yeah. I brought out the manual they give you at basic training. Got to start young. 😂

One of my favorite parts from Fight club. “We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine,

Big accounts complaining about the algorithm while getting 36k impressions 😂

Looking forward to when my kids are a bit older and I can teach them to shoot.

Fraud? You’re just being racists.

Resigning is not enough. We need their heads.

Will it make the food taste better?