Then what is? Adding a massive dildo stuffed up your ass Hankie Panky style? x.com/hank50wr/statu…

Yup, I hit a little too close to home. Jeez Louise? Really? *snicker* x.com/hank50wr/statu…

Only if he takes it like a man without lube x.com/hank50wr/statu…

I'll bet I can corrupt him too x.com/hank50wr/statu…

*watching from the window w/ Dylan in my arms as Steven Ree & Connor Ryan-Gaines are fishing off the dock in the rain yet again* Two peas in a pod

*sitting in my home office, doing a final edit on the spy novels I've spent the past decade working on for my own amusement while Dylan >>

sleeps away upstairs. Saving the last file, I sigh* Ten years, five novels written & shared with no one but Steven Ree. *mumbling to myself>

.Steven Ree knowing I can't publish under my own name & the fact that I can't submit them to Grey Publishing as per Christian Grey, I've been banned>>

.Steven Ree Christian Grey from there for close to two years now. I could submit them under a fake name but eventually I'd have to tell them who I am, so I'd just be>>

.Steven Ree Christian Grey screwing myself down the road - yeah, I have a twisted idea of what foreplay is, that's for sure*

*picking up Dylan Ree after getting Connor Ryan-Gaines ready to go next door* Ready Connor?

*arriving home from the butcher shop, hoping Steven Ree enjoyed his day with Dylan* Hello *looking around for them*

*arriving home after meeting with Ana Grey, looking around for everyone* Anyone here? *silence* Looks like it's just me and you D-Man.

*sitting on the porch swing with Steven Ree and Dylan, slowly swinging away after we contemplated the number Ana Grey slid before>>

.Steven Ree Ana Grey me yesterday* What should I do? I have the guarantees I need, at least I think I do anyway. The number is way higher than I ever thought >>

.Steven Ree Ana Grey it could be. We don't need the money. I have to admit, I'm in shock.

Hmmm A new way to fertilize?

-email Ana Grey - I haven't heard back from you on the book. Was my counter offer acceptable. Thank you! Ally Ree

RIP Adam West, the original Batman on TV.

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