Just poured Remi’s lunch into her FULL water bowl instead of her food bowl. How’s your day going?

I’m so happy #RHOBH is back

I better have a daughter one day or else my current excuse of buying bags & shoes for her to inherit really won’t hold up 😅

𝒩𝑜𝓉 𝓂𝑒 trying to convince my husband I need another Gray Malin 😬 This is what my walls are going to look like before long.

Told myself it would be a long time before we renovated again...jokes on me since our house just went under contract in under 24 hours and we have no clue where we’re moving next. 🙃

I might have a few hundred bottles of wine at my house, but nothing beats paying for an overpriced glass at a restaurant 🤪

I haven’t seen my baby in a month and it makes me so sad to think about how grown up she’s going to be when we pick her up from training next week 😩

I’ve spent every morning since we’ve moved into our new house in my garden and I’m not even sure who I am anymore.

There’s two types of people in life: The people who need liquid courage to karaoke and those who are down when they’re stone cold sober.

My husband is finally giving me the recognition I deserve.

In the moment, it always seems like a good idea to stay out until 4 am….until you have to function the next day.

Buying myself gifts is my love language

The thing about lie-flat seats on airplanes is that you lose all sense of reality when you land ✈️

I don’t recommend navigating the streets of Manhattan with a 70 pound suitcase 🧳

O.M.G. #IYKYK

I should really go through my favorites list because the starters & scratches number hasn’t been used since I interned for the Arizona Coyotes 😂

My dog stole my seat 🙄