i want to have violent animalistic unprotected sex with this thing

lolis are the only thing keeping me going at this point

gf that lets me tell her “you’re a good dog”🫩

nothings more insulting for a man than to find out the ONLY girl thats ever been ‘very obviously’ into him is a hag you’re not into me, you’re just old and desperate🫩

call me carl the way i’m about to become dust in the wind

school starts tomorrow

hell. it was hell

and so the madness begins…

saw the most handsome 10/10 dude with the greatest fit ever come into the school elevator today and its making me have an existential crisis ngl. no homo, its just a man knows when he’s horrendously outclassed

need

bought snacks at 7/11 only to forget them in my truck 3 minutes later and remember after a whole 4 hours passed. i may be stupid

others have the “i can smell ants” autism. i have the “i can tell we’re having a cold front today cause the air sounds different” autism

how are 3D women supposed to compete with this bro??😭😭😭😭😭

The Sonic Racing CrossWorlds beta has ended……

i was spamming bye too😭

no contest

there is WEIRDNESS afoot ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒᵒᵗᶦᶜᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ

relevant again