I’d never seen an expression that precisely communicates the vibe of “All shall love me and despair” til seeing the look in my 3 month old’s eyes as the 2.5 y/o enthusiastically shouts her rap/song about how cute he is into his adoring face. (“squish your CHEEKS and fat LEGS”)

This week, in the bin…

Delighted to be back on the The Bugle podcast with the brilliant Alice R Fraser and a man who makes me laugh like few others, Mr Andy Zaltzman. Give it a listen:
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Every time I have picked up a new fantasy novel recently, my head reads the blurb in the voice of Alice R Fraser narrating a D'ancy LaGuarge title. 9 times out of 10 it fits so well into the DLG formula I just have to put the book straight back on the shelf...

A woman is the cry of a gull on the empty air, the smell of wet dirt when the rain has fallen. A woman tastes like a dream of lemons and metal. A woman is that feeling you get when you’re felling asleep that you should cover your neck with the sheets because something is there.

This Gargle features John-Luke Roberts & Tiffany Stevenson with the best non-political news of the week.

🌕 New moon!
🦑 Squid mating
🐝 Bedroom monsters or 60,000 bees?
🔥 Fire-spitting robo-dog
🍔 Reviews
👩🏻‍🌾 D'Ancey LaGuarde!

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Can we all just go back to admitting that nobody knows what a woman is; it’s a beautiful mystery that lands as a glowing comet at full moon, tentacles emerging from the crater like pale slithering vines, too many, too strong & if you don’t start feeding it, it’ll eat your village

The Guilty Feminist Tour will include these amazing co-hosts and special guests! swiy.co/guiltyfeminist

Each show will include a range of amazing comedians, poets, musicians and remarkable speakers all hosted by the one and only Deborah Francis-White.

The Guilty Feminist DeborahFrances-White…

'And a new novel is out from self-published romance maven D'Ancey LaGuarde' ✍️

Alice R Fraser | John-Luke Roberts | Tiffany Stevenson

🌕 New moon!
🦑 Squid mating
🐝 Bedroom monsters or 60,000 bees?
🔥 Fire-spitting robo-dog
🍔 Reviews
👩🏻‍🌾 D'Ancey LaGuarde!

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Comedian Alice Fraser Alice R Fraser will be joining us as our co-host! Alice, spins wit and wisdom into laughter. From sold-out shows to podcasts that tickle the mind, she’s one of Aussie’s favourite comedians!! ✨Join us live in Brisbane on the 25th May, grab your tickets now 💗

Massive grab bag of delight in this week’s [no paywall] update: Night Feed Thoughts launching season 3 of TWA! Come hang with me in Switzerland maybe?! And $1 subscriptions now a limited time offer, so do join up before the end of May! patreon.com/posts/10306604…

Human survivability at its absolute limit in #Asia currently: #Thailand , #Myanmar , #Cambodia , #Vietnam , and the #Philippines . All hit temperatures above 40°C, with some places experiencing an incredible life-threatening heat index of up to 52°C.

people kept shouting 'LISAN AL GAIB' at this guy at union square eating an entire bucket of cheese balls

Working through my copyedit of the D'Ancey LaGuarde book. I have just in all earnestness responded to a suggested edit with the clarifying sentence:

'it has to be 'with' because the murder weapon is the crocodile. The evil Viscount is the murderer.'

Tea With Alice returns for a third season with conversations with a baby and you in the middle of the night. Special Guest Starring Razor Fraser.

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In this episode of The Gargle, the brilliant Athena Kugblenu & Tom Neenan take on the best of the week's non-political news.

🔴Paintball security
🔮Salt crystal clouds
🤠Wayne bosses
🔎Internet sleuths
📑Reviews

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