The mad thing about the American Office is Toby Flenderson was show runner from season 5 to 8, and also Mose Schrute was a Harvard grad who made Parks and Rec, Good Place, Brooklyn 99 and more!

Messaging apps should have a snooze feature Short of a block, don’t receive their messages until you un-snooze, at which point all their messages with timestamps stream in

There are enough lead singers of heavy metal bands but how about the other elements?

A fat psychic is an extra large medium

8 mailboxes but the only emails I got over a 71 minute period were from these mad fuckers Wind it in

I went from being a basketball executive to running an online marketing company An NBA MBA and now I’m an SEO CEO

I like octopi with eight but I prefer a decapus with tentacles

Gpt randomly Welshes out on me and I have no idea why

a side parting is sometimes known as a hairline fracture

They should never say 'most powerful iPhone ever' DUH the latest flagship is hardly going to be bested by a mid-range 2013 handset

£200 jump from 256 to 512gb Annoying cashgrab by Apple will lose them sales Sticking with my 13 mini for at least another year

instead of #nepokids why not #nepoNepal?

I went to the vet to get some ketamine and he said to me get off your high horse

BBC weather app!! Next time I search London will it default to Ontario??

This is why after almost 30 years, I don’t really buy records any more

Monzo been aggressive with the comms today Kindly stfu

I thought I saw some cheese but I was just imagining it. It was a halloumination

Pro tip:

Who decided where to put the asterisks? Why not cu*t and fu*k?

New Year’s parties in Russia are called Putinannys