Third wheelin’ hardcore.

Rooftop straight chillin’

Dating is so great nowadays. 🙃

manoverboardnj If y’all get TRANSIT to open in philly I might just fucking die.

On that note, totally willing to trade manoverboardnj tickets for Sea Hear Now music festival tickets so if you know anyone looking, spread the word. 👌#ManOverboard #NewJersey #JerseyJustGotColder

My bar tender telling me “you’re not here for your health” after he pours me a super strong drink is my current aesthetic.

RT this if you agree it’s hard to get retweets.

BFF date with Ava Cate to see #WelcomeToMarwen. #MarwenATX

It’s 2019 and I’m still impressed blink-182 rhymed “poem” with “home”

Why were none of the Fyre Fest documentaries called "Liar Liar Pants on Fyre" ???

Whoa! Oh, KELSEYYYY. Wait isn’t that a Metro Station song?

Coming out of my cage and honestly I feel so attacked right now.

I want a Spotify dating service where it says “someone in your area has similar playlists. Would you like to connect?”

Followers of All Time Low & Full Tilt that retweet this post are put into a drawing for Cut-the-Line passes for our Beer Maria release event SUN, JAN 26 in the Full Tilt Brewing taproom. 1 account wins 2 passes for a guarantee of catching ATL, so you can show up when you want!

Basically.

Almost nothing makes me angrier than the male argument for why male birth control isn’t a good idea.

Forget being too early to celebrate Christmas. Can we just celebrate New Years and ring in 2021 now??