GABE DIALLO V TAYLOR FRITZ REMATCH IN FRIDAY AND I WILL BE THERE!

LMAO THIS IS MY SISTER (not the yeller, the one who looks angry)

i asked my family for a fun fact about myself for a guessing game to play with my kids (11-14 year olds) at camp and my mother offered “your joints make sounds when you walk”

The stench of spinelessness that reeks from western journalists makes me sick

making bike shorts without pockets is like making a dull knife

i sprinted to the washroom and back during WEAPONS at such a speed that i almost accidentally decked a kindly cineplex employee

i want to make it extremely clear that i have been on the Alden Ehrenreich train since BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

they keep panning to Vukov during this Rybakina match and i am here to say i need this man off my mf screen and OUT of miss elena's life

i could write 3,000 words about why “Nokia” is pure pop camp perfection and legitimizes Drake’s self-aware pop princess fursona

finding out Psycho Bunny is Quebecois made it all make sense

I WILL DO ANY JOB FOR THE TORONTO TEMPO NO JOB IS TOO SMALL

between this and TASK it is a great day for trailers great day 2 be me

the most beautifully shot sequence in the entire 3 seasons of this show it took my breath AWAY peggy is most deserving!

i cannot find my fucking notebook in which i had all my notes from all the books i've read and the interviews i've conducted over the last maybe 5 years and i am hoping that by tweeting about it it will magically reappear in my room

fuckin tom brady ass response

texting my sister

"The median age of Oscar voters is 62, that's older than me"

before reposting the t*ylor sw*ft album announcement on your ig story think to yourself "why?" and "am i a dumbass?"

tmrw is the day i will be commuting 1 hr EACH WAY to/from my gyno appt i booked back in May