I once waded the entire length of the Nile. I lost an arm to a hippo, but won it back in a game of Charades. I am stronger for it.

In 1979, I fed a black bear both of my legs. I lay on the ground for 7 years, until that bear's legs were brought to me by his son.

I remember Pangaea. The highway system was a mess.

I can't remember the last time I didn't dig my teeth into a cement wall and let my slack body hang during dusk. Actually, I can. I was 83.

I saw the pale pink glow of day's end resign to twilight. This is speculation, though. Currently letting a horse use me as a calf muscle.

stare directly into the sun For Free #blackfridaydeals

All I want for Christmas is @erusty217 #mistletoe #christmaskisses instagram.com/p/wfbRqLpEBH/

I swear if I get one more sports question on trivia crack...

Graduation singing! With gdubbaweeks instagram.com/p/wxDUr3pENE/

This women next to me is on the phone and just said she got her Christmas presents from the Methodist bookstore by her house. Wut..

My dentist is playing Celine Dion's Christmas album.. #2blessed2bestressed

Family Christmas picture! #merrychristmas #nogwithnancy instagram.com/p/w5BN9bpENc/

I have done absolutely nothing for my College of Ed application and it's not a cool feeling tbh.

Oddly enough I have really missed Dans high pitched voice ❤️

Katy is literally killing it

I think it should be a rule that you have to have bathed before using a practice room...

Come this Sunday at 3pm! Be ready to amazed by this beast of a piece and other choral goodies! instagram.com/p/yszdq3JEKX/

Well that was embarrassing