Do I have any Twitter friends/acquaintances who are (or know of) freelance website designers (or have web design experiences) and can build a cool new webpage for the research group that I am part of? DM me for details and budget. Bonus pts if you have Scicomm experience!

Forget a manic pixie dream girl… I need a manic pixie friend group

No sport self sabotages like track and field man. So sad

Can you successfully predict the top-3 finishers (in order) for the men's 800m at Worlds? Give it your best attempt and enter 'FloTrack's 800m Madness Challenge' Enter Here: forms.gle/Z6ba2aaHCoE7q9…

Only hot people get double ear infections.

Whenever i get sad, I think about what it’d be like to watch my enemies get t-boned by the Oscar-Mayer Wiener Mobile…

Gosh darnit, I ENJOY WORKING MY PI SOSOSOSO MUCH. Its amazing what having an advisor who doesnt treat you like shit can do for your mental wellbeing and work ethic.

This is how ive ended up with a legit metric ton of HDMI cords.

Cool cats wear masks 😎 #MaskUp #CovidIsNotOver

How in the holy f?$k is it okay for a grad program to give exams on not one, but two consecutive Saturdays at the very start of the semester?!?!?! Like do you want your 1st years to get burnout????????

Joe Pesci has a weirdly phenomenal singing voice.

What I wouldn't give to have the apartment decoration style of Issa Rae in Season 4 of Insecure.

For what its worth , i had crushes on all of you…

In a sport where the best athletes in the country only receive a $12,000 stipend from USATF (and have to be top 15 in the world to get it), it's absolutely absurd that our CEO Max Siegel just made $3,819,264 in one year.

On 4/1, our crew will have either a contract or a picket line at #SNL.

The people who introduced deranged and violent transphobia into cycling during a time when transgender people face unprecedented persecution and state-sponsored violence have no place in our sport, don’t actually care about women’s sport, and should be ashamed of themselves.

Ngl… Im kinda bummed that they failed to mention the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles during the tour of the Vatican that I went on.

Anyone with a nuclear physics background willing to explain what a nuclear transition is? Like i understand spin transitions and electron orbital transitions, but im confused what physically the dof is with nuclear transitions.