Getting up at 7:30 just to smoke weed and watch the parade

My TV once the parade is over and the dog show starts playing

Ragtime playing #MacysThanksgivingParade

Deadass got Butter, Pizza, and Pussy 😭😂😭😂

Chaotic circus acrobats performing to a dance remix of What’s going on by 4 Non Blondes #MacysThanksgivingParade

Not the juiced legs… #MacysSoRoided

How I’m assuming I looked the one and only time I did molly Market Days Weekend and was denied entrance into sidetrack while it was pouring rain

I think we’re done here

Oop Shaggy started performing and now I’m dancing at 9 in the morning #MacysThanksgivingParade

Conan Gray revealing himself and performing at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade and I have no idea who this is at all 😭

Me to Charlie #MacysThanksgivingParade

Everyone Lip Syncs at #macysthanksgivingdayparade so genuine question, can we get Drag at this? It’s on the streets of New York City, we should get Drag. That queens know how to parade

The Book of Eli is like if I Am Legend was a stage play and I don’t feel like elaborating further

I’m feeling very Squidward Small Guy Pants No Way today

actresses constantly think they can quietly retire without me noticing… nice try, joan cusack, get back in front of the camera NOW

Betraying the trust of one of the internets most mentally unstable groups (Barbs) was such a silly thing for Nicki to do. This past week I’ve seen the funniest and most brutal Nicki reads and I just KNOW it’s from the barbs finally saying ENOUGH 😭😭😭

Going through a breakup while being a Twitter user is actually great for me, it’s very comforting to see this large of a group of people even more constantly miserable that I am rn

Kevin McAllister is a bad tipper and could’ve stood to have a lesson or two scared into him

it’s Lisa Rinna committing actual murder

It looks like everyone else took this year to Twenty-twenty-Thrive while I wanted to Twenty-twenty-unalive