Two lefts don't make a right, but two L's make a W

Glad I'm not going to an airport this morning, because they would definitely make me pay extra for the bags under my eyes rn 🥲

Watched the Barbie movie today! Lots of humor and heart, loved it!!! But during a more emotional scene someone at the front of the movie theater dropped the loudest fart and it took everything in me not to laugh 🫡

I have a giant swollen stye, and I can't rock it the way Quasimodo can. Until it's better, I'm post-poning all streams!

Ooooh this is so cooOOOOL

GOT AN EPILATOR AND TRIED IT TODAY. IT'S LIKE A MILLION NEEDLES FROM THE SUN STABBING YOUR LEGS EXCEPT YOU'RE THE ONE DOING IT TO YOURSELF. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GET AN EPILATOR. THIS HAS BEEN A PSA.

I need the world to know that my nose hairs are also ginger. Thank u

The pipeline from "excitement from seeing a cat outside" to "the sadness of knowing it will never let me pet it as I am currently walking my dog" is as real as it is quick

I really enjoy feeling grateful. It's such a lovely feeling, and there's always lots to be grateful for 🥰 Today I'm feeling really grateful for my friends 💕

Sometimes I'll randomly remember we named our Stardew Valley dog for Crack and laugh to myself 😂😂😂

Istg vacuuming under the bed is a whole entire quest line of its own

I'm so tired I tried to turn down my phone volume by dimming the screen... It's time for a nap

You miss 100% of the shorts you don't take

I've taken to saying "So true, bestie" every time I hear a weird sound lately, and I think everybody else should too so that I avoid awkward moments with strangers in the wild

Chopped off some of my hair yesterday!! ✨✂️

We all keep going "crap" when we SHOULD be going "crepe". Same impact, more joyous! Dropped your keys? Aw crepe! Someone spouting shit? That's a load of crepe! Gotta go number 2? Time to take a crepe! You're welcome

Everytime I open this app I get annoyed and close it again so I'm not here much anymore 😂 'aleafybee' most other places if ya miss me!

you can really see the power of the bees wings here

I NEVER want to hear men say they are protectors of women ever again. You don’t deserve that title when you allow a convicted sex offender and rapist to be elected like that. You only say that to control women and not like them step into their power.