It’s been a long night

i quoted mulholland drive word for word in my interview

The Italians from middle school I still follow have become “my guidos”

beverage pic group chat has connected all the women who may or may not know each other in my life so effectively

baby bangs reveal a target on the exposed forehead

i learned what the tab button does only like a year ago

God only knows the level of Gossip

i choose to be angry rather than bored, not good for the heart.

last time i called my mom on the phone i spontaneously announced i want to throw away all my plans and start a struggling small business, not gonna call back for a bit

Me explaining what a “friend of” is to someone who doesn’t watch housewives

"you look like a trampoline with eyes" -new insult heard on real housewives of salt lake city

I got my period on the full moon but I also got a lot of small household injuries in the same day……

Season of feeling emptied out , osmosis soon?

ive been on sabbatical from socials medias

i constantly have to do security checkpoints online because i move too quickly/manically/repetitively with my trackpad/keyboard

i might start posting again

i have a lower iq than my boyfeiwnd :)

ive been smoking some pot in my house, pot house

The #Saints are precious pearls and are always living and relevant, because they provide a fascinating commentary on the Gospel. Their lives are an illustration of the Good News that Jesus brought to humanity: God is our Father, who loves everyone with boundless love.