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Not only did Caicedo act like he was shocked at the red card, he’d even acted like it shouldn’t have been a yellow. Proper bellend that guy.

All City are living on at this point is rep. No way this team wins the league. Not a chance in hell.

Benny Blanco is back!!!!!!!

Saka. You need to be scoring that!!!

Let’s go Bukayo!!

What a goal from Noni!

Gyokeres might be our 3rd or 4th choice CF the way things are looking.

This Gabriel Jesus cameo is looking really really bad on Victor Gyokeres.

There’s hardly any commercial imperative to make a “High IQ” movie in a sachetized economy.

We’re playing a low block against Wolverhampton Wanderers??? Lol.

Looked like a relegation 6-pointer more than it did best vs worst team in the land.

Having Viktor Gyokeres going into wrestling matches with Tarkowski and Keane would be suicidal. Please drop him. Merino and GJ would have had a week of rest too, please start one of em.

There’s just something not right about Arsenal. Can we go back to Merino at CF?

Set piece again Ole Ole!!! Big Gabi is back!!!

Get in there!!!! COYG!!!!

Gabriel Jesus!!!!!

Let’s go Sunderland!!

Richarlison is an absolute moron!!!

Benny’s crosses into the box are infinitely better than Jurien’s.