Funny how the German press do to Sané exactly what the English press do to Sterling. I wonder what they have in common?

He's done a complete ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIGHHTTTYYY

Abandon the game and give Bulgaria a 5 year European and World Cup ban. Fuckin’ disgusting. They won’t ever learn otherwise. #BULENG

The Premier League shouldn’t run VAR on a pixelated image which is this poor quality #LIVWOL

The New Coronavirus Anthem 🤣🤣🦠 {Remixed By Me‼️} #iMarkkeyz #Coronavirus

When the Thames Laboratories unit is parked outside 😅 #Clapham #Lambeth #Corvid19uk #coronavirus

I’ve just got back from Sainsbury’s in Clapham, it’s been completely wiped out - not a single piece of fruit or veg...there was hardly anything in the store?! #coronavirus #Corvid19uk

I’m THIS old:

thought this was the keeper 😭 x.com/ATLUTD_city/st…

Do one, from everyone at Manchester City. [via MarkJ]

It’s official. Compliance means DIFFERENT things to DIFFERENT races with very DIFFERENT results 🤔🤔

RIP to this young hero who passed away last night after courageously rescuing a woman who fell from London Bridge 💔 prayers out to his family and friends ❤️

2022 is coming! It'll be a fantastic year for the POAP - Bookmarks for your life community! To celebrate w/ us, join the official @poapfr giveaway. How to? - Follow @poapfr AND - Retweet AND - Comment w/ the brand U would like to see issuing POAP's in 2022! ex: 🤞STATION F Till 02-JAN incl 🥳

Hi Mitsubishi Electric, our Mitsubishi Electric Heating UK air source heat pump has been making loud high pitched noises since install 6 weeks ago, also our hot water tank sensor isn’t working properly - we’ve been waiting a while for an Mitsubishi engineer assessment, how long do we have to wait?