Would kill for some lazy cake

We got Pakistan winning an Olympic gold before GTA VI😭

Verses of the day

I love my cat

Dodged a bullet with Dibu Martinez lmao #MUFC

How I'm hate-watching 'pool after our result

Agreed. Gotta give Dorgu more time

Never mind #pain

Bournemouth might just get a second

My 🐐

Rashford seems revitalised.. if only hid heart was still in Manchester when he was playing for us

How do you even compete with Haaland man, what a bot

Semenyo man.. bring!

Waiting a whole week for games is no fun 😩

Bruno is a mad man for shooting from there but he still hits the post like???

Martínez’s comeback provides a real boost, but the defenders around him need to sharpen up, especially Dalot (if he continues being preferred over Dorgu). The team has only managed one clean sheet in 11 matches so far this season. It cannot go on like this if we want to finish

The heartbeat of the team

I have a feeling Kobbie will win a place in the team before end of the season

Cristiano Ronaldo asked how he feels about Wayne Rooney saying Lionel Messi is better: "No problem. I don't agree. I don't want to be humble." 🐐🐐🐐 [Piers Morgan Uncensored]