Oh yay! Kidding.

I would like to take a nap. While I'm napping, I'd like for someone to come over and make paella for dinner.

She's perfect!

Well, my plans for tonight just got cancelled. Do I try to find someone else to go out with (even just for a drink) or do I stay home and avoid anything that requires effort?

Always fun trying to figure out which clothes to wear during these weeks in February and March when Atlanta weather is transitioning from winter to spring, and back to winter, and then spring again, and then winter, and then spring, and then winter, then spring...

Yes, please!

To the turkey vulture I passed (twice) as I drove through the neighborhood this morning, I'm sorry for disturbing your brunch with the squirrel, but you should really have picked it up and moved out of the street.

Me: "You okay?" 14: "I just need 16 to get their stupid food out of the toaster." Me: "That's my stupid food." 14: "Oh, then it's not stupid food. It's lovely."

I need work to stop being a roller coaster. I don't like roller coasters. I like routine and knowing what to expect.

Now I'm hungry (and happy that some of the restaurants are not in Gwinnett). exploregwinnett.org/gwinnett-burge…

When I first saw this tweet, I read it as F-1 SEX Eagle and was a bit confused.

Okay, but where is the sleep bank, cause I need to get some rest.

Be still, my heart.

For tonight's dinner, I ate some of my leftovers from last night. There are more. I'm trying (really hard) not to go back and eat the rest. If I do, I'll have eaten too much. But it's so good and I'm so tempted.

Mother nature needs a time out to think about what she's done.

So fun!

Goodness!

I have a visitor. I'm not sure if they're flirting or telling me to stay away.

Well, hello.

Oh! Oh my...