The older I get, I find myself walking like an early Resident Evil character.

Time to watch a video on how to perfectly wrap gifts, give up, and then use tape to fix up my mistakes

My taste in movies is whatever old people are overheard hating at a theatre.

Chapter 4: 53 pages Chapter 5: 10 pages Why Books? Why?

Barista remembers my order: "Sorry, I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

The Battle of Alesia was the first Jubilee Surrounded.

Saw some white eggs on a caterpillar and gained knowledge of an eldritch horror