About to board a flight to Mexico. This time, getting to the airport two hours early was absolutely necessary.

At the airport, ready to leave Cancún. I am exhausted and happy. Thank you, Savas Labs

Your honor, Mister Danzig insists that he ain't no goddamn sunuvabitch, and yet

Elizabeth II died. Then she came back. Then she bit me. Happy Halloween!

In case you're too cool to watch new Simpsons episodes: the most recent two (Treehouse especially) were excellent.

Twitter Vs Twitter with Elon Musk...

Did the thing, got the sticker, back to work.

I gotta fight for an armrest and THEN I gotta smell your Play Doh sandwich besides? Why are you doing this to me?

arriving at your first Mastodon server

TONITE. I'm telling jokes in Hell.

Why are you crying? Twitter’s gonna be fine

Yesterday's 404 Not Found was as delightful as I'd hoped. Thanks for joining me in Hell (although, full disclosure, we both deserve to be there)

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