How does someone become a game director? Can I just show up somewhere and start telling people what to do?

This was a bit of a disappointment, but not a total waste.

I love waking in the morning out of a stressful dream or half-conscious rumination. It gives me a nice running start toward a panic attack.

I can't wait for a few sequels from now when the protagonist is a jaded pile of PTSD. destructoid.com/reviews/review…

I know it's proper to refer to a developer (and all companies) as "it" in articles but I have so much trouble thinking of them as a single entity rather than a group of people.

I'm so jealous. I wish my country banned Twitter.

Twitter's top 3 recommendations for what to play on your Switch this weekend.

Listen. I have a really insane idea for a game. What if: game about farming.

I don't know how to review a puzzle game. Or maybe I do, and I'm just overthinking it.

You can have a parasocial relationship with me if you want, but I must warn you in advance that I have parasocial anxiety.

Mood lately:

I keep hearing people say they now prefer playing old consoles through composite output. That's very encouraging. If people now prefer when things look like shit, there's hope for us all.

I may not know what a Ragrat is, but ignorance has never stopped me before. destructoid.com/reviews/review…

I say the term "Air Filter" nine times in this review. If you read it, you'll understand why. destructoid.com/reviews/review…

Okay, here's another. In this one, I spent a lot of time throwing things at people. destructoid.com/reviews/review…

Oh, hey. Haven't seen a review by me in a while. Here's Hollowbody. destructoid.com/reviews/review…

I’ve been watching the Splatoon 3 Grand Festival concert for an hour now with no sign of stopping.

Gosh, I hate the internet.

Not long after Star Trucker, we already have its sequel, Starstruck: Hands of Time which takes it in an entirely different direction. That's a bad joke. Stars Truck? Get it? Yeah? destructoid.com/reviews/review…

Remember when the Switch first came out and we were like, "The eShop really sucks, but they'll no doubt improve it over time." Yeah... that didn't happen.