They don’t want you to know this but cult is essentially a dating app

Me trying to find the will to get out of my blanket in blr weather

Does anyone in HSR want the other half of my sourdough bread loaf?

One of the most underrated scenes in Modern Family is when the server in Paris puts a roasted pigeon on the table and Mitchel goes, “PEJHONN?”

I had a friend in college who wanted to quit smoking He made a resolution to smoke only when he drank So he started drinking everyday Today he’s a fitness influencer

There’s a small girl who lives under my gym Today she cutely asked me, “Chocolate?” I said I didn’t have any but I’ll get it tomorrow I bought some but I don’t want her to get cavities Thought about giving fruits but don’t wanna be the lame adult who does that What to do?

Either I speak in a very low volume or everyone around me is going deaf But there obviously cannot be something wrong with me so I guess everyone’s going deaf

I know I’m supposed to be a rich spoilt princess in life because this is what happens if I just…hold a bag for 10 minutes

Met the reincarnation of dobby last night

God be like, “Oh you’re tired of being single? Here’s 6 months of gut-wrenching pain and suffering”

Rapido anna reviewed me as ‘polite’ wow what a feeling 🥰

Whenever a guy tells me that he’s growing his hair, I’ll show him a picture of Salman Khan in Tere Naam and ask him, “like this?” After that he usually cuts his hair short within 2-3 days Girlies, feel free to use this technique ^

FYI reading a summary of a book does not count as reading a book

I wanna be a guy on Instagram who flicks his belt after doing a heavy deadlift

I’m just a girl, sitting in Bangalore, asking my friend in Pune to get Kayani ka cake for me

Me in front of Ganpati Bappa every 15 mins just so I can grab another modak