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Lmao, I don’t know if it’s only me and my guys but the nonsense that happened this month [financially] should not repeat itself.

JULY!❤️

You can’t even rush this Dunsin Oyekans album. You need to allow the songs to settle in and make them marinate well. A solid album.

Everywhere stinks cos men just be peeing anywhere

July ‘25💕

One of the major reasons the last few weeks have been bearable is because of friendship. My friends make me feel really good. Not because they solve all my problems, but because they show up for the joy and the mess.

Girlfriend’s Day is on August 1st I hope my future husband is single and unloved . If he’s not , hope she rejects his gifts and breaks his heart If she doesn’t , I hope the gifts are stolen , the flowers get burnt and she finally breaks his heart. *speaks in tongues . Amen

Sisterhood? What a concept!🥹💗 Happy National Girlfriends day to my girls!!🌸

when the cramps WAKE U UP??? violence. Do you know how outta pocket it is for your body to wake you up like “hey girl we have pain”

I need a personal assistant. Your job is to assist me financially. DM if you’re interested.

😭I think about cake like every dayyyyyyyyyy

As a touchy person, I hope I end up with a very touchy man.

i never lied about "I love you" or "I miss you," but "I'm fine" or "I'll be okay" are the biggest lies I've ever told.

While you people are talking about virginity. I would like to sneak in HPV VACCINATION. GO AND GET YOUR VACCINATION OO. I am actually pleading with you. Go to the nearest hospital, private or general. Make enquiries. If it’s to raise money. We shall. Get vaccinated.

Grandma’s Banana Bread Recipe? Onchain. She only whispered it once, then burned the notebook. You thought it was lost. Until you uploaded the audio to Irys (✧ᴗ✧) . Now it’s forever. Future civilizations will decode it. Post-apocalyptic chefs will cry. You made culture

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong: – Women – Oldest daughters – Firstborn granddaughters

If di*k size were as visible as b**b size, a lot more men would've kept their mouths shut.

realizing i'm both a sunshine and a midnight rain. i may act nonchalant but i'm very clingy. i'm independent but i want to lean on somebody, i'm a perfectionist, but i'm also low maintenance and i could never choose between love or career, my answer will always be both.

If you don’t let little things excite you, you might never be happy.