when oomf lowkey depressed so i like their posts so they know i care

stay weird. stay cringe. stay swag.

Called her mine and she deleted the post #wassupwithdat

deleting my tweet because my other personalities saw it and felt it wasn't reflective of our brand

Code red. I’m upset

my wedding: me: "i do" guests: awwww🥹 me: "or do i?" guests: oooooohhhh

liquor tonight? yea, if she’ll let me

i think her love language is no contact

born to say “hear ye hear ye” but forced to say “yo bro guess what”

she's a 10 but she disappears when she's not ok

I don’t trust anyone over 6’ tall. What are you doing up there

There are levels to this shit

That insane weird girl on twitter is definitely your soulmate

#FuckThingsUpForNoReason

she’s a 10 but needs a nap every day

My music taste is so random but it only caters to me. DONT pass me the mf aux

#chronicallysilly

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit