Strawberries and cream on pasta... TV on the floor... Blair's visage peaking out ominously above it... Highly disturbing image

Live Aid: famously free of a message.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has never visited Epstein's Island.

Neither of these men has a clue who the other is.

Teachers at fat camp:

I’m reading sentences I never thought I’d read

"Badenoch only learned about Afghan data leak on Monday - because she missed security briefing in March, No 10 says." Brutal, just brutal.

Not a big fan?

The Venn diagram of people who find this funny and people who protest outside hotels because they want to "protect our women and children" is a fucking circle.

“This concrete slab is the most glorious garden in history. Dear Leader has truly perfected the concept of having drains!”

You better practice what you preach.

Just checking if from flagshagging Central. Across the border in Herefordshire, our #Patriots doing a grand job. Vive la Suisse!! #flags #flagshaggers

It’s a shame it’s the norm that people want a Prime Minister who’s been brought up in extreme wealth, privately educated, ex city banker etc. I’d prefer a normal everyday person running the country hands down.

Just to be clear. Nigel Farage’s plan for the boats includes signing a deal with the Taliban. Difficult to think of a policy less in line with British values.

No that is really funny.

Facebook needs to be abolished.

Israel committing genocide in Gaza, world's leading experts say bbc.in/42bgCdY