Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo " The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!

One of the funniest videos ever produced. Very little competition.

After a decade of discourse about right wing populism, Trump is cutting taxes for the rich, stripping health insurance from the poor, and going to war in the Middle East without congressional authorization. He is George W. Bush plus ICE terror raids on American neighborhoods.

(2043, Lindsay Graham, being kept alive by stem cells extracted from the testicles of 5 year olds) of course the war with Iran was a mistake. We all know that. Qatar is different. They don’t let gay people drive

It was “trying.” You didn’t care because you were a child with a pure heart that hadn’t been perverted by watching six-hour video essays by alcoholic YouTubers who have turned to racism to cope with their impending divorce

insanely good rare Homer

AI is one of the starkest examples of the infantilization of media, art, information, which itself is a manifestation of core tenets of fascism—irrationalism (rejection of reason), machismo and most importantly, the impoverishment of vocabulary & syntax to limit critical thinking

i love how han solo's besties are - his own wife - this one short magician 10 years younger than him who is also his wife's twin - a cape collector and con artist - and the most important, a 200 year old giant dog

man i really hated joker 2 it felt like watching a movie that was fighting back at you fuck joker 2

nice argument. unfortunately too late for you i’ve already made you the siren red jordan peterson and myself the unbothered piers morgan drinking from a simpsons mug

begins hive is eating good today

it’s so weird to me to post like this. those jobs exist! you’re sharing a video of a guy doing it; go work at that job!

mom pick me up they’re putting flowers in their pancakes

Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their children but don’t have custody of them

[Orc comedian doing crowd work] green guy sit up front, what you do for work? Orc: me? me swing big axe at elf skull

I walked through a knuckles depth of ash and blood through the streets of Orc City trying to find my brother

Either the pharmacy is being unreasonable or my friend is not a real doctor

orc city has everything: elf sacrifices, underground blood baths, dan cortez, that thing when you glue a dwarf to a blacksmith like you’re giving him an assistant

hate when a guy says hes from orc city but he really grew up like an hour outside