“@NRE_NXEA: INFO: Currently a normal service is running - There are no reports of any service disruptions #fb” My train = 89mins late so far

@kevinchesters good bowling change eh? KP takes Clarke.

sorry to hear about Mr Dilley, he and Sir Ian we're my first heroes.

alastair stuart really is irritating little man

I wish they actually could stand up for something they believe in rather than slag everyone else off

@doug_graeme The Cleggmeister is actually quite good I think

utterly dull. time for a cup of tea

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I feel unusual.

its a pointless point, but women that walk around with big brown bags from bloomingdales are very sad. You've been to NY have you. Well done

Louis, it's Wagner with a fucking 'V'. You know, Ride of the Valkyries and all that.

Christ. It's relentless Chesterisms. Will he ever shut the fuck up.

At Zurich Airport, after a 10 hour meeting and now suffering from Chesters'itis.

Fuck. Chesters and I just forgot to pay for our meal. We're now heading for the plane. I can't see any blue lights, yet.

Ashes: never write off the Aussies. I'm worried.

Oh lord. Come on England. Please. Sort it.

I'm going to turn off the cricket and sleep. I fucking hate TMS sometimes. C Martin Jenkins is an utter cock. He revels in England's gloom.

Still worried about an England collapse tomorrow. A draw will be as good as a win....

517 for 1. Oh, it's ok, I'm still asleep.