I can go to the cinema, sitting in an enclosed place with dozens of strangers, but I can't go and support a local football team sitting outside? Even allowing a small fraction of fans in would be a good step forward. It can all be done very carefully, it is across Europe!

Weight loss tip: Don't eat so much you fat piece of shit.

British Airways have apologised for this rather poorly timed advert... huff.to/1g6RjIU

The March Newsletter is out. Fantasic reading as always! click here gosportroadrunners.org.uk/newsletters/ to download it.

The longest beard ever recorded on a woman was 14 inches long.

Still a better centre-back partnership than Jones and Smalling.

Watching your volley attempt slide off your shin and nearly hit the corner flag. #Tekkers

That one player who thinks he would have made it if he didn't get injured.

Papa Bouba Diop has scored more World Cup goals than Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney.

That one guy that goes into the other teams changing room after the game "Good luck for the rest of the season." Jog on you fuckng twat.

Period pains? Try putting the nets up while its pissing it down.

Wayne Rooney caught partying after the game last night, clearly doesn't give a fuck about England losing. vine.co/v/Mq1anOK19ZP

You are 22 times more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Gosport Half is 70% full - please enter soon if you wish to run fullonsport.com/event/5926/pro… Full-on-Sport website now allows number transfers

Looks like we will be in for a treat at tomorrow's XC. Bring on the mud Portsmouth Joggers SGR @FCRC Victory AC #CrossCountry