• —— ⊰ ALICE LONGBOTTOM II. ⠀ ❝ Bᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ. Aʟᴡᴀʏs.❞ • ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. #ʜᴘʀᴘ. ɴᴇxᴛ ɢᴇɴ. ᴇʀᴀ. sʜɪᴘs ᴏɴ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ. sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ sʟs & ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ. ♛ —— ⊰ sᴄʀɪʙᴇᴅ ʙʏ #ᴀɴɪᴍᴀ

“Has anyone seen my broody son?”

| don’t be sorry smh. You’re a queen, like me (tho I’m better) you’re never too late. 😘 x.com/graceofboldnes…

| Nah. Nice try, Jan. x.com/graceofboldnes…

;; — Wʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟs Hᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ﹐ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ... #SᴇᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴠᴇSᴜɴᴅᴀʏ

That awkward moment when you forget your own birthday. Much sighing.

It was three days ago. x.com/acuteastoria/s…

| try me. You have no chance 😘 x.com/graceofboldnes…

| you wish 😋 x.com/graceofboldnes…

“If you’ve seen a white ferret around here, tell me. It’s mine to torment.”

| then why are you not leaving, peasant? You’ve been dismissed. OUT OF MY SIGHT. x.com/graceofboldnes…

| thanks for pointing out my line. What I add to this, I WANT HER HEAD DISPLAYED TO THE FOLK AS TROPHY. PUT HER INTO THE DUNGEONS. And bring me MORE WINE. Fin. x.com/graceofboldnes…

| I’m talking about you, peasant. Cut her tongue out. No more words I want to hear of that filthy mouth. x.com/graceofboldnes…

| does anyone understand what that mute peasant said? Me neither. Nobody cares anyhow. x.com/graceofboldnes…

When your son is hitting on a Potter:

Father in law knows my trouble. x.com/acuteastoria/s…

His father won’t like that. x.com/serpent_soul/s…

❝Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ.❞ — ʟɪʟʏ ʟᴜɴᴀ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ — ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ — ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #ᴀɴɪᴍᴀ — sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ sʟs & ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ

“Oh, there’s Draco Malfoy.” Yawns.

;; — I’ᴅ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ Tᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ I ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ғᴇᴇʟ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ Wᴇ’ᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ A ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs I sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ I’ᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ...