i think people should get married and divorced whenever and whyever they like. talk to each other like HR reps for all i care. but each time they should complete a blood oath for the sake of drama

get in loser, we’re going to superhell

Since I’ve started using a cane, I’ve noticed a lot of actors & cartoonists who don’t use them aren’t sure how to depict characters with them! Here’s a simple cheat sheet to help:

everyone on tumblr is being Extremely Tumblr™ this week like they're popping off shots to keep property values down

Froggy prototype 🐸

Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?

Rapidly approaching the Elon/Dril singularity

a couple of people over the past few months have been surprised i use and prefer a pen tablet over a pen display so i thought i might do a little graphic about why pen displays shouldn't be thought of as the "final step" of every digital artist's hardware journey!

whenever you’re feeling bad about your life, just remember that you haven’t blown a fortune on buying a social media company in the hopes of being the world's funniest poster, only for the entire site to turn on you like the ewoks in Return of the Jedi

Why is Gilgamesh so much more attractive in the original script? I guess I'm a sucker for a man in cuneiform

if you're reading this, GET OFF TWITTER AND WRITE YOUR FREAKING BOOK!!!

some… BODY

the worst person I've ever gone on anything resembling a date with asked me out in the manner of the Alpha Male here lmao

"i can fix him" but it's writers and they're determinedly talking about that book they've been working on for ten years

really leaning on the wisdom of "do it shitty" to get stuff done today. just in case anyone else needs to hear it: do it shitty

If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows. Don’t you dare act surprised.

proxy vampire songwriter yes/yes