big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

How tf did 2 cookies make a sponge

Normalise naps at work.

Who wouldn’t pick a ninja over a pigeon? 😂

Couch? More like a runway with cushions. Gay people don’t sit, they perform.

ever since i read 'an argument is twi people rushing to be the victim' i looked at arguing completely different. it's either we're having a civil conversation or none at all.

how girls see guys their own age

dude if that’s how you see girls your age, no wonder your maturity is still in diapers😂

literally jealous of a guy scrolling past their story without reacting

why do the woman never have to take a DNA test to see if it's their child

Girl to Girl: Tell us when you realized you can never marry him.

As a woman would you ever take a man out, pay for dinner & treat him to a self care day?

Cute thought, buddy. Meanwhile women have been out here producing adults while y’all still figuring out how to adult yourselves

The second he said women overreact I realized I overreacted to nothing by even liking him 😒

So yes, as long as the man matches the investment in respect and charm, I’m all for it. Otherwise let him wash his own face and pay for his own appetizer.