The boycott is over. I need some cookies

I expected nothing and was somehow still disappointed.

I’m so weak my grandma and her friends be watchin the same soap operas callin each other on commercial breaks to discuss 😂🤣🤣😂 it’s like an elderly version of a group chat

My son just asked me what the “T” in T- shirt stands for. I said “Tee”. He said that don’t make any sense and I don’t know what I’m talking about. Now I’m sitting here quiet because I don’t have a comeback. Children will stomp on your soul.

I thought I was doing a good deed today but long story short I stole my neighbor’s cat

Annual reminder that cinco de mayo is not Mexican Independence Day.

A narcissist will gleefully abuse you in private and pretend to be sweet in public.

PARA ESPANOL OPRIMA DOS

Emotional maturity for me is primarily having gone from saying “I’ve seen this” to simply “hahaha”

N*ggas don’t even really like Paul George they just like the way his body looks when he performing moves

Shannon Sharpe: Katt Williams it’s a pleasure to- Katt Williams : Fuck Cedric The Entertainer, Fuck Steve Harvey, Fuck Rickey Smiley, Fuck Faizon Love, Fuck Kevin Hart, Fuck Micheal Blackson, Fuck Diddy, Fuck Martin Lawrence, Fuck Chris Tucker, Fuck Ludacris, Fuck Madea, and

“If you sign up for their program you get a light skinned weird faced wife” Katt Williams

This is what Big Sean was thinking when he said “Built a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state”

If you invested $10,000 in bitcoin 3 years ago you’d have $10,000 now.

I told y’all back when Wally Sczerbiack was playing that the Timberwolves were good. YALL DIDNT LISTEN

BBL DRIZZY

Someone made a playlist of song titles that recite Kendrick Lamar's verse on "Like That" 😂 x.com/tiffncompany2/…

It’s no way I’m letting Elon musk have more baby mothers than me lol