I just *tried* to talk. I sound like a cartoon mouse eating cheese curds while in a chokehold. I love what we’ve built here. It’s hilariously relentless and deeply annoying to those not riding with us. It’s ✨perfect✨ 🧡💙

Later loonsers 👋

I #VoteKubo for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

Hi, Secretary Miguel Cardona I’m good for payments 1-7 but is there a promo code or something for the last 35? I graduated in 2007.

Rare Abi in the wild sighting likely. That’s a priceless gift that immediately stops giving.

Woof, Cincinnati looks rough in this photo.

We got proposed to on the Eiffel Tower and dumped by text.

#AllForCincy

I can’t be at the game tonight because I’m having surgery in 3 days and can’t risk catching one of the many viruses going around. It’s a massive bummer so if you see this please send me pics and videos! I miss you all and will be back soon. 🧡💙

Turns out don’t need Lucho to win. New chapter. LFG. 🧡💙 #AllForCincy

Seriously? An entire generation is convinced the universal timeline was altered by the death of a gorilla at our zoo.

Forever 🧡💙

Folks this is Denkey’s house now. #AllForCincy

MLS fans can all agree on one thing. Fuck Miami.

Many are saying Ohio is orange and blue and no other colors.

We are so back. To 2021.