Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is

I know how to treat a man right, I also know how to walk a dog, it’s up to you what I do

Nobody: Me:”Can you crack my back”

good morning to women only. men you think about what you did

as a man why are you sassier than me

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

“no location found”

“now jump at the judge”

never forget

yeah I support the troops

i b wanting to help ppl argue so bad, yall don’t b saying the right stuff

Men

“Be his peace” Me

my unfollowing spree going triple platinum today

i’ve had this saved for months

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

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They say you are what you attract.. Ain’t no way I’m a lying ass hoe