Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $40 Venue fee: 21.32 Access fee $18.32 Paperless transmission fee: $12.03 Fee Fee: $8.84 Fi Fo Fum: $3.43 Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01 Might as well fee: $1.89 WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38 Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00

you ever look around your room like oh no an insane person lives here

This is Buckaroo. He is 12 years old and sometimes he gets sore. Warm baths always help him feel better. His dad holds his pillow and his brothers come by for emotional support. 14/10 for all #SeniorPupSaturday

This is Moose. He’s wondering where Santa’s reindeer tryouts are. Knows he has what it takes. 12/10 please point him in the right direction

Cats in STEM.

i dm my bf dog videos everyday thinking it’ll psychologically trick him into wanting one, but it’s basically just turned into a place i can go and have a whole thread of dog videos to laugh at.

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

Every time I saw Ja & Cam on the court

paper baggin this ishhhh

sorry I was “late” logging on this morning I couldn’t decide which dog video to send my bf

is it just me or has EVERYONE been reading the same 4 books this year? like I already saw Sharon, Carol and Karen reading those, give me another recommendation plz.

my toxic trait is buying gummy vitamins bc I know good and well I’ll be having an extra one here and there as a lil snack

nyc is walking through a movie set and 10 blocks later passing by a naked man on your way to physical therapy

no hate but literally NOBODY took birth control in 2022

if you see me at my gate in LGA eating hard boiled eggs with a pack of spicy brown mustard i found in the food court at 5am, no you didn’t