Actually makes me want to cry because of what I have to endure now

quinn ewers you are not seeing heaven

He’s a boot 🤷🏻‍♂️

the future of baseball is fucking ugly man

When the history channel was good

declare a state of emergency Donald J. Trump

i hear the trumpets

Yeah, that’s what they’re supposed to do. They chose it, instead of normal college, because they’re fucking idiots

Skill issue

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

“Don't take this the wrong way, but we are already on no-hitter alert. Yoshinobu Yamamoto, before he throws a single pitch tonight against the Marlins." Miami's Jazz Chisholm took the first pitch deep.

HAPPY WHITE MAMBA DAY

All caps for a game-tying home run in the 3rd inning against the 2-6 Nationals

For you, Washington Nationals. 😏

I cannot understate how willingly we will seize the opportunity to nap and how little we care where said nap takes place--

Mood

Red Sox have already ruined my night

FINAL: Angels 7, #Dodgers 4