BEFORE the NEXT section, please take 5 minutes to enjoy a LOVELY interpretive liturgical dance performance by our GUEST ENTERTAINMENT… @TheSalemSeven 👏👏👏

Onto the next! ✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ i can’t hahndle her for being the BIGGEST LOST CAUSE in AAAPsychWard

✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ @themightyspooky for being the MOST IMPROVED patient under the care or AAAPsychWard

✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ agatha's purple for your CONTINUOUS lust towards the Dr. AAAPsychWard. Congratulations on your recent marriage 🥂🍾

✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ °❀ Emma °❀.ೃ࿔ Biscuit Rumi defender for being the MOST in touch with the spiritual guidance offered by the one above ☝️ ☮️🕊️

… finally ✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ to 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 Purest Angel 93% NICKY 😍😇🏳️‍🌈 for being the MOST insane user the Associated Press has EVER seen Your levels of combined delusion and instability should be studied. We at the AAAGG IMPLORE you to seek professional help …

In ANOTHER brief intermission before the @aaah0rnyjail HORNY category, Señor Scratchy has elected to read a poem written by selen ✪४ … dedicated to his late mother. Can we please extend a moment of silence and respect 😞

RECOMMENCING with the HORNIEST TWEET, another CLOSE category ✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ Ari☆ for this truly FOUL image. Well deserved 👏👏

✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ @aaainsaneasylum for being able to wiggle your way in and out of jail based SOLEY on seduction.. AND for joyously throwing your moots under the BUS 🚌

✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ chan ⛤ for putting more people in @aaah0rnyjail than the Associated Press were able to keep track of Ft. special guest host… PATTI LUPONE

The one you have all been waiting for… Offically, the most HORNY PERSON on aaatwt currently: 🥁🥁🥁🥁 ✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ es | (bucky’s dyson wrap)! I have never felt so unsafe opening my own phone in public transportation. You deserve this 👏👏

Now everybody. Let’s change the pace for a moment... We would be remiss tonight without the acknowledgement of those we have lost along the way I ask for your utmost respect as we watch the “In Memorium” slideshow prepared by @aaah0rnyjail 🙏🙏🙏 x.com/aaaggvideos/st…

LAST BUT NOT LEAST for achievement in an Angsty Category… ✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ selen ✪४! Your edits speak for themselves We did invite you to the awards but I can see you’ve left early to continue the pursuit of others pain. We wish you luck with this endeavour at AAAGG

✨CONGRATULATIONS✨ angela ⧗! Take pride in knowing you were the PEOPLES CHOICE for angstiest tweet!

✨CONGRATULATIONS ✨ Savvy | Agathario for claiming the “Sick and Fucking Twisted” award Your tweets, ESPECIALLY during the airing of AAA were SO horrendous I’m unsure how you constructed them I hope you enjoyed your ride up from the fiery pits of hell, you’ll be returning after this

Now GET READY as the COVETED award for BEST COUPLE goes tooooooo 🥁🥁🥁🥁 Delulu Jail & @agathasvfx Disgusting the both of you ❤️ Congratulations 🥂

Before we conclude this evening, there are 3 SPECIAL CATEGORIES awarding those without need of nomination… The first: erika It was decided by the Associated Press that your tweets were SO Angsty and SO Disturbing, you will take home the MOST ANGSTY USER award 🥇

The SECOND special category is for the amazing STUNT WORK of es | (bucky’s dyson wrap) & natalia ⁴⁴ Being a stunt person is often an OVERLOOKED profession but TONIGHT, we at AAAGG honour you both ❤️❤️

Now, For our FINAL award tonight we will honour izia with the 💫AAAGG LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD💫 Given for consistency of engagement, resounding levels of depravity, appropriate doses of delusion and just the right amount of insanity. Congratulations 🥂

Thank you ALL for coming tonight but thank you THE MOST to the people who made it happen Delulu Jail - helping plan/categorise/nominate g - for every red carpet edit selen ✪४ - for every nomination video edit @aaah0rnyjail - for the Memorium video Thank u