we lost a real one today💔💔

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

Bro you gotta try this high protein Caesar salad cold brew air fryer overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram

doctor said i am terminally chill

need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me

Me when I walk in & everyone is immediately complimenting my scent

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

Mom loading screen tips

Made small talk with my neighbor about how nice it is outside and she agreed then said this was exactly what the weather was like on 9/11

tsa guy opened my loose setting powder and it exploded all over him. deserved

“Ride home from the vet, and my dog won’t talk to me cause I told him we were going to the dog park”

you people cant do ANYTHING

Me when I leave Sephora

you guys. everything is ok at any age. i promise.

flipped the sandwich and it’s literally perfect

funny how there aren’t any lighthouses in the middle…… #thinking #biden

Sleeping with his tongue out again… the silliness follows him even in his sleep

"i'm nothing like my parents" i say to myself as I stuff plastic bags inside other plastic bags