do the work. do it well, please. let them complain about other things, but not the quality of your work.

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun

Look at this Kvaratskhelia goal. And look at Valverde’s hattrick. This is how the game is supposed to be played. Entertain us with your talent. Not that robotic nonsense.

Alcohol borrows happiness from tomorrow.That is why the next day you feel very miserable because you already spent today's happiness last night.If you borrow enough from yourself you start taking from those you love.

Never forgive your father. Break the cycle. Become the man he should have been.

A major cheat code in life: Master the art of strategic incompetence. Some tasks you don't want to be good at. Be bad at them and watch them get reassigned. Not everything needs your excellence. Some things need your exit.

“Negotiations with wolves do not lead to the salvation of the herd - they merely set the date for the next hunt.”

George Carlin once said, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” What is a good example of that?

A god that needs violent men to succeed is a god invented by violent men.

Wamefunga barabara ya kuingia town tukashukishwa mahali sijui tutembee tuingie town. I had to just follow the trail of people and trust that wanajua mahali wanaenda na watanifikisha town. I felt like a wildebeest in the great migration😭😭

Jana jamaa wa Uber amenirudisha place alinitoa juu nlikataa kumwongezea Ksh 400 nlikua nmepewa discount. Nlikataa juu alianza kuniongelesha vibaya nkamwambia am only paying the Ksh 300 the app is indicating to me and not Ksh 700 cause niko na discount. Jamaa alikataa

I have randomly remembered that tweet by Gacheri (I hope I’m not misquoting her) of how you can’t say that you have refused marriage and you have never been asked 😂

See how y'all love Emergency Medicine shows? "Send a CBC, lactic acid, blood cultures, this patient might have sepsis" In Kenya, the answer from the case manager would be "the insurance has a limit, you can only do CBC"

The Strait of Thika Road is closed this morning. People are seeing bad things.

Was walking fast kutoka Ngara nikiingia tao ndio nisichelewe job Some random guy on the road: "Wah, Madam Burukanga zimeweza. Zinapiga up tu" Me: Hizo ni??

Hakuna haja uoe mtu if you wanna sleep in seperate beds or stay in seperate houses The whole point of love is someone calming your nerves by just their presence... Mkona mambo

Arteta akiniletea EPL juu ya meza ni hivo mimi banter naachia kina jirani naenda chini ya waba na maisha yangu! Tumengoja buana

Mimi niko fully enrolled kwa program ya Mikel Arteta. Dangerous manager

Are you allowed to make U turn hapo ?