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It’s constantly hard to tell if Colin Jost covering Olympic surfing in Tahiti is an SNL sketch or a serious journalism assignment

This thread didn’t malfunction like musk’s interview did.

This made my day! 🤣🤣🤣

The perfect fly.

Trying to understand JD Vance’s “sense of humor”

Second clip came less than an hour later

lmao i totally forgot this is supposed to be an economic speech x.com/Acyn/status/18…

No. 7 Notre Dame goes into College Station and picks up the W vs Texas A&M ☘️🙌

Ted Cruz and Kari Lake at Texas A&M Football game? You guys were doomed from the start.

Happy Opening Day, dove hunters! Texas has near record-high dove populations this year with about 34.3 million mourning doves and 12.8 million white-wings. #DoveSeason #TexasHunting

Seize the moment 🤘 🎙️ Glen Powell

Savage

Go ahead and try to explain how Oz Pearlman did what he did to the Buffalo Bills….

🚨 Exclusive footage of Alabama coach Kalen DeBoer speaking to the #RollTide players in the locker room, moments after their loss to the “nerds” at Vanderbilt:

What in the world is this guy doing wearing horns gear??? SEC Network Paul Finebaum #TXvou #paulfinebaumshow

Two guys dressed as doctors discuss this year's Halloween costumes

John Oliver is sick of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." being played at U.S. naturalization ceremonies, so he created an alternative—with help from Will Ferrell.

What it's like going to Philly just trying to root for your team... Unprovoked, uncalled for. Packers twitter, help me out and find this guy.... this is not okay I hate that my fiancé had this happen simply cheering for her team

"I love the Dallas Cowboys. I played there for 12 years. I wish them well but to say that it's a coveted job I'm not sure I would necessarily agree with that." Cowboys legend Troy Aikman does not think coaches are lining up to come to Dallas 😲