BREAKING: Fireworks warehouse explodes in Yolo County, California, destroying 2 homes

Some wikipedia editor bought a ticket to superman and edited the box office to be $7 citing their receipt

When timmy thick starts twerking and his location is on

Lets get the arliss discourse going. I think rounder touches on kids

there are two "top four" movie lists i have: list 1: adaptation, police story, top secret!, and playtime list 2: pacific rim, the iron giant, dark knight, it's a wonderful life what are yours

what if there was a seinfeld episode where george picked up a kid and threw him at relativistic speeds into the sun

what if they wrote a seinfeld episode where kramer could run at relativistic speeds

I scale up all the likes on my tweets as if i was twitter famous 1=1.1k 7=8.5k 15=500k And so on

An absolutely generational run

A Hope and a Prayer 🤘 #EAskate #skate skate.

i KNOW thats right

why bedtime calling #toddlertwt

“Changed my life “—? why such melodrama? Everyone is influenced by countless experiences. This need in some persons at least to simplify the enormous incalculable contingencies of life to the dimensions of a sound bite is not realistic.

i feel like everyone knows the rug in my apartment is from a grocery store

when all i did in quarantine was make ragecomics

being the coworker that’s always picking up shifts