; LMAO i should sleep doe my eyes r dry af

; 𝘗𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘴 • 𝘕𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘴 you @ me fr

taking his phone—- time to text piers.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 〝 i—— don’t want to be his best friend? 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ being smart ends ‘ friendships ’ just like that huh? ⠀

jayjaythejetplane

; i will also commit crimes but not for the same reason

⠀ ⠀ don’t compare me or my shenanigans to my sperm donor. ( 🧍‍♂️ ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀ . . . . still—- i’m the better one, or something. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ my ego isn’t even that bad, you’re overreacting—- i would definitely not let you live it down though. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ stop comparing me to animals of the rodent variety—- wouldn’t it make you half rat anyways? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ( cue a monotone moan—- ) i’m only half way in, ready for me to go all the way? ⠀

; you can never hate me more than i hate myself for my own tweets

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 〝 what’s got you all shy now? not gonna call me a rat again? 〞 ⠀ he’s trying his best not to laugh, but a smirk still appears on his features. ⠀

; i decided to snoop and turns out whiskers n jake both hide laughs w a smork might deactivate 🧍‍♂️ that wasn’t done on purpose im actually crying wtf 😭

; i couldnt sleep bc it was really hot in my room and now im sleepy

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 〝 i didn’t say anything. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ aims a gun to the back of piers head. puts it down . one day jake, one day, but not today. ⠀

; now to let this account rot lmao , move to a new one so 😗 same @ or whatever