((Hey guys sorry im not super active these days work has me swamped and in full zombie mode. if you need me or wanna rp or anything my dms are open im just too tired to think before i speak so tl interactions aren't a good idea right now 😂))

((Forgot to mention ive got an ooc account now if anyone wants to check it out))

Sorry I've been out so much those self defense classes don't teach themselves y'know!

Just get another job! Aside from being a villainous pain in the rear, you're a scientist too aren't cha? Do somethin with that!

I....dont think that's gonna work

Hm... then maybe make yourself a new identity. Wouldn't be the first time ya did that 😑

Bumping into your dead but not really dead ex on social media. Fun stuff. I need a coffee

Speaking of let go. I suppose I SHOULD try to help you get a job seeing as you owe me a bit of money. Two words Child. Support.

😑 you know what 🙂 sure. You owe me 6-11 years of child support so I can handle the hit. You can deduct the cost of repairs to your car BUT ONLY the damage KO did. Not his friends.

(( #feltquirky might reappear in 6-11 years 😂😂😂))

Im thinking about holding a midnight meditation class for all the moms with young toddlers. I know when KO was at that age I sure as hell needed one.

((Just chug a few more chemicals and go full reptile he's so close already🤣 🐍))

((Could definitely see this man saying "yep. Next life I'm going to be a snake.... just a snake. No other responsibility"))

Shouldn't have pulled out the sucker that was a dumb move on my part now its gonna go straight to his head

That you threatened to eat. We're all waiting 👀

Just brewing up a pot of coffee for the morning yoga class. Drop on by!

Kinda wanna get the gap in my teeth fixed but then would anyone even recognize me?

.... do i even want to know what you're doing

If you yeet my kid I'll yeet you

Weather outside has been incredible. I should hold an open outdoor meditation session at the fitness dojo tomorrow