Exactly this. Selling Hendo and Fab is one thing. It’s another that with the resulting £50m, our MF targets are still a kid, a scarecrow, a bag of cement and someone whose dream it is to play footy at 3-0 up.

Me: “who?” Also me: “just give Brighton £75m now and save the hassle”

Funny how Djokovic genuinely wonders why crowds never warmed to him same way they did Federer, Nadal, Murray.. Great player. Maybe the greatest. Also a huge dickhead.

We’ll be doing the same shortly

Possibly the best single game of tennis I’ve ever seen. 25 minutes! #Wimbledon

I’ve never seen Djoke being handled like this. Come on!

Hmm. Different game since Novaxx’s toilet break. Usual tactic.

Thoughts and prayers with the gobshites who said he wasn’t loved or treated well at Liverpool. He never had it better.

“Djokovic hasn’t won a Wimbledon title since getting the vaccine. Really makes you think”

Yep totally agree. He must’ve been brassic as a, *checks notes*, footballer in the English Premier League.

Chelsea don’t have CL, don’t have Europe, manager who hasn’t yet settled and a bloated squad. With the Fabinho money, where at we in this situation?!

That he’s even considered it is bad enough, but that he’s going ahead, and even apparently “sacrificing” wages to make the jump to Saudi is absolutely abhorrent. So, so disappointing.

On top of everything else, it’s also fucking shit on Klopp that pre-season has started with yet more distractions. If he stays I hope the armband goes elsewhere, tbh. Even Stevie offered it back after the failed Chelsea move.

Got the time pal?

Jorg boosting his air miles up before his contract runs out

Grotesque how good these guys are

I get he’s really hard working and that, whatever. But isn’t this true of any deal? He takes one story and stretches it out over weeks by making any update seem fresh and unique to that one transfer. It’s impressive, really.